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I really dont like people. but i love science.
I’m home!!!! May 01! touchdown!!!!
and not a minute too soon!!!
classic remix by the one and only…james yancey! J dilla
sigh…..i jus….love this dude. gone too soon
YES………it’s been QUITE a while……my LORD!
i been meaning to update this for like a nice almost month. This post shall summarize my last couple days in France and my first couple days back home. :)
We’re doing this as a quick summary because it was pretty uneventful….
My first goodaz taste of ice cream @ l’Ayugade beach :) woot! got a blue flavour called shtromphe…..or supm like-a suh….which means smurf in english.
Now we can see the obvious increase in mass that Giselle has accumulated
and the artificial beach -_-
and the cool vintage cars that these old crackaz push
So then our friend Hugo…same solitary fren weh we mek over there….invites Ana and I to cook a big mexican meal for 11 people at his house. So i ask Ana….”hey Ana…why….are we cooking so much food? You and Hugo have supm a gwaan?” she’s like “uhm..no giss…..not at all realy…i have no idea why we doing this. i was just about to ask you”….
so both of us start laugh and called hugo into the kitchen…lo and behold he runs in in his underwear (the amount of times i see dis bwoi tighty whities in my face yuh sih…….)
and basically explains that we’re cooking for his friends and him…just for fun,……………
EHM?!?!LOOOL! yaa pay wi?!!? di likkle mexican girl and di dlikle pblack girl…di 2 poor immigrants……..a cook fi a table of white people…..LOL!
Anyways we did sort out some homemade lemonade, guacamole….tortilla chips, Alambra (which is like an assortment of meats and seasoning) and mexican rice with flour tortiallas. all mexicaned up!
Food did turnt all the way up!
As per usual
Which is why i’m this size now.
yea so there we go. that night.
then……2 nights later i decided to cook for the family i lived with :)
cooked spring rolls! :) woot…..they call em “nems” in french. and paul decided to be a nice little help. lol! yes oonu seeing right….he’s cutting chicken with scissors. he also cooks his chicken with those same pair of scissors. LOL
So the day b4 i cut i was going to return a bicycle to a teacher and was walking around to the garage when….the dog decided to be in the walkway..just as i wanted to use the walkway….to walk to the garage. -_- there’s a reason i am writing like this.
So i on my merry little way eaitng a cookie…going to get the bicycle when…..
yes……..i watched all the magic happen with a chocolate chip cookie in my mouth. oh the irony.
and to make matters worse…..i tried to walk to the left and she followed me..walking and shitting……
And her owner (Joelle) was standing inside watching and laughin. oh the humour.
mahahaaaah hahha ha ha haaa (Mandrake from Dexter’s lab laugh)
Then…as if my day couldnt get no sicker…..that very night…..there was family dinner again…….but this time….it was frog’s legs.
By this time i been shrugging off every shitty little thing that has happened to me.
-_-..yes. i ate the proverbial spring chicken. and NO! it does NOT taste like chicken. And NO! it is no addictive. it’s still frog! but it nuh taste bad though. it’s like…a stringy type thin kind of meat.
These are they, uncooked (and yes…that is a 3L box of Merlot beside it) that’s how much wine dem drink. brekfaas lunch and dinner:
during the meal:
yes……….frog’s legs make u ……….do crazy things.
that’s Alix, Joelle’s daughter..,…..
By the way….it’s raining while we’re eating and the frogs that live in the garden were croaking. fun.
So during the meal….Roxy (the dog) decides that she wants to eat too….so she sits under the table by Alix and I’s feet………ok cool….real cool…it’s a dog….at my foot. i’m totally okay with that, UNTIL SHE DECIDES TO CUT LOOSE TWO SILENT BUT RADIOACTIVE TOXIC farts! dude…..we had to air out the place stat!
Is ike she decided to poison me before i went out. Poison ma brain den poison ma nose. i cyaa see dog shit enuh!!! because then i’ll see it in my head for hours to come!!! SIGH!!!!
yes….that is bread on the so-so table.
That’s how dem serve bread. like bread nuh hav enuff respect fi dem use a plate or even a napkin.
So this is it for now!
Soon start write bout yaad!